Chough Jokes                         

Q. Why do choughs have Red Beaks?

A. Because they are embarrassed at having red legs.

Q. Why do choughs swim in tomato soup?

A. So you can't see their beaks when they come up for air.

Q. What is black & red and goes round & round in circles?

A. A chough stuck in a revolving door.

Q. What is red and black and goes up and down?

A. A chough in a lift.

Q. What did the cat say to the chough?

A. Meow.

Q. What did the grape say to the chough.

A. Nothing - grapes can't talk.

Q. Why don't choughs ride bikes?

A Because they haven't got fingers to ring the bell.

Q. What do you call a chough with no beak?

A. Anything you like because he can't peck you.

Q If you drop a baby chough in the Red sea what does it become?

Very Wet